{"product_id":"lost-abbey-inferno-ale-belgian-style-golden-strong-ale-750ml-bottle","title":"Lost Abbey Inferno Ale Belgian-Style Golden Strong Ale 750ml bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eThere's something so silky and seductive about Golden Strong ales.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eAt once, they are light in body yet never stray too far from the Cauldron of Alcoholic riches. Your first sip will reveal a faint malt sweetness that will be crushed by the Overlord's love of sugar and spice and all things nice. Consuming a whole bottle may find you a banishment to hell.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sqsrte-text-highlight\" data-text-attribute-id=\"b65c35ae-6f2f-49cd-9249-ed2ef465f6a2\"\u003eCorruption, Greed and Lust.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eThey’re all represented on the books today. Tomorrow they’ll be singing Gluttony, Desire and Sloth.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eGo ahead, tell yourself you’re better than all of them. But you can’t. Hell can be funny like that. Down here it’s all sin. Everyone here is screwed just like you. They don’t care who sliced, diced or cheated. No one is escaping this heinous place. Your roommate is an axe murderer. Eerily, he’s not threatening. How can he be?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eHere, the Fallen Angel owns your body, mind and soul. As such, no one can take your life. It’s already taken. Or was it given? Neither matters.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eDid you seriously think you were living a virtuous life? \u003cspan class=\"sqsrte-text-highlight\" data-text-attribute-id=\"096cc410-7c3c-4334-848e-0b6d67808e49\"\u003eAt least Satan serves beer in Hell.\u003c\/span\u003e He brews it himself, right there in that flame stoked cauldron.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"preScale scaleIn\"\u003eRumor has it the beer is straw yellow, bone dry, and simply labeled \u003cspan class=\"sqsrte-text-highlight\" data-text-attribute-id=\"65218dfe-1254-4eee-88e7-8f862f6253aa\"\u003eInferno\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sqsrte-text-color--accent\"\u003eStyle Reference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eBelgian style Golden Ale\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sqsrte-text-color--accent\"\u003eABV\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e9.0%\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LA Distributing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54115668984118,"sku":null,"price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0198\/4894\/files\/the-lost-abbey-brewing-inferno-ale-belgian-style-g.webp?v=1781229414","url":"https:\/\/www.statesidecrafts.com\/products\/lost-abbey-inferno-ale-belgian-style-golden-strong-ale-750ml-bottle","provider":"Stateside Crafts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}